Damn you 80’s… it’s a love hate thing.
AhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH!! I’m BAD!!
Hey Lover, this is more than a crush. While cars ride by with the boom n system. I’m in an 80’s whirlwind right now. It’s amazing. I am pretty sure that chick next door is calling the cops right now. Hopefully there are more accidents due to the 8″ of snow - that they won’t be able to to get to me before the track is over.
Yeah, I am pumped! Man… I am having visions of DJ’ing some crazy eighties metro house/hip-hop mix. I have it all worked out in my head. It’s just some regular shit that would normally get you pumped. But wait… what about that Uncle Rickie… you know you want to hear that Childrens Story… So I will tease a little with it.. yeah, just a taste between some L.L. and Soul to Soul.
Then Rakim talks some shit with Mahogany, BDP talks about how I must learn, MC Lyte takes ‘em to church with Poor Georgie. And George Michael was tearing it up - hell, we didn’t know the nigga was gay! Songs like that? I mean DAMN! I’ll be your father figure baby. Yeah, I am 13, but I am sure I can do it!
I am still teasing with that one song.. it’s like a drawn out love making session. The foreplay (best of) is too long. Your ready to get yours.. but I continue to tease! maybe I’ll kick it back to LL with a little “Hey Lover”.
OK OK… ill give you some of that Children’s story now… just a taste… mix it back and forth.. tease you on the tip… more..more… then i let it play. 20 bars in, you know I am serious this time… the room roars, everyone is on cue. The song is drowned by the chorus of the room. You think the night is over… the song fades, the DJ gives some words of guidance for the night… and then it happens… you hear it again! You forgot about it… but it didn’t forget about you…
Aaaahhhhhhhhhh…
No rapper can rap quite like I can
Ill take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand
Not the last mafioso Im a mc cop
Make you say, go l.l. and do the wop
fuck it. i’m spent! i know you are too…